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1. Stop talking about politics for a moment or two.

2. Post a reasonably-sized picture in your LJ, NOT under a cut tag, of something pleasant, such as an adorable kitten, or a fluffy white cloud, or a bottle of booze. Something that has NOTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS.

3. Include these instructions, and share the love.



I bring you a double header.  First, The White Stripes in concert, VA, Summer 2007.


Second, Animals in Costumes!  Above, my Dad's dog.  Below, [livejournal.com profile] happynonoplace  's cat. Ex cat?  I'm not really sure...

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How do I introduce my writer to a baby?

The arrival of a baby can be a joyous experience for the entire family. However, most writers will need some extra attention during this special time. Writers can find it difficult when a new member enters the "writer's group," especially if the new member is perceived as being of higher status or as a drain on writing time and resources. Never leave the writer alone with the baby. Ever.




Source: www.mcsweeneys.net/2008/10/10zeltser.html
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Not much is going on in the World of Me at the moment, but I just wanted to say hey.

Hey!  *waves*

So, kazzy_cee posted yesterday in her journal about the jobs we wish we had, and I am turning it into a meme-ish thing, because I am like that.

What job, real or imagined would you love to have?  You don't have to be qualified necessarily, but you have to love it.  Post yours in comments here, or in your own LJ.

1) Club Owner.  I love music, and I love planning parties.  This way, I could plan a party every week, and still get holidays off, and there would always be great music.

2) Caterer/Party Planner.  I'd have to plan the parties other people wanted, which could be a bummer, and I'd no doubt have to work holidays.  But, it would still be awesome.

3) Author.  Yeah, I'm technically one now, as many of you have read things I've written, but it would be better to get paid for it.

4) Historian.  You can get paid for studying history?  o_O  How cool is that?

5) Figure Skater.  Which makes no sense, since I am actually scared of being on the ice and cannot skate at all.  But I still think it would be awesome.

6) Hairdresser.  I love to cut and color people's hair; my own has certainly taken the brunt of the abuse over the years.
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So, hi.

I was actually writing an LJ entry in my head, on my walk from the train to the office this morning.  It was long and involved, and generally the kind of thing I rarely manage to get onto paper once I've thought of it.

Then I had to stop at the store.  I'm in there at least twice a month, at right around the same time of day, so I recognize the two guys who work the Ass-Crack-Of-Dawn shift.  There is a younger guy who is generally surly and not awake yet, and prone to ringing you up wrong; and an older guy who is always cheerful and joking and happy to be there.

This morning, they were blasting the Supremes and harmonizing to 'Come See About Me'.  They weren't half bad, either.

Then I got to work, and this is the first chance I've had to write about it.  I thought it was funny enough to be worth it, though.

An idea

Aug. 28th, 2008 08:46 am
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My father sent me a forward yesterday which included the following line:

When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. 

My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7)

I dare someone to write this fic.

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As I'm sitting here being a massive slacker, it occurred to me that it would be funny to put "I slack (or procrastinate) therefore I am" on a t-shirt.  In Latin, of course.  So, if anyone on my flist can do the translation for me, I will even send you a shirt of your own.

*bats eyelashes* 
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Is it wrong that I'm so excited by this?  What, don't tell me you're not excited by the idea of having your very own set of giant ceremonial ribbon cutting scissors!!!

*crickets*

So, just me, then?
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But I forgot, because this week has been freakin' weird all around.  So anyway, a follow-up to my previous post about weird names :  The Chairman & CEO of the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences is named Dick Askin(').  I laughed for about 10 minutes after they introduced him.

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Geek Trap.

Have a great week, everyone; I'll be back on LJ next Sunday.  Okay, I might get on Wednesday, if I'm seriously going internet crazy. 

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You can totally blame ked9516 for this.  And T.S. Elliot.

geranium
ladle
liederhosen
kumquat
Donna Shalala
pagoda
gazebo


Add your own...

 

 

 

 

 

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Mark: I swear, you will get yours.

Prompt: 'pork rinds'
A/N: I went back to my fic roots on this one.  By which I mean, X-Files.  God help us all.

"That has to be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen you eat."  Scully looked over the tops of her reading glasses at Mulder, who was sprawled across what felt like half her living room, stuffing his face.

Mulder at least had enough manners to swallow before he answered, even if he'd forgotten the 'no shoes on the sofa' rule again.  "This from the queen of the non-fat Tofutti Rice Dream-sickle?  I've had dirt that tasted better than those things.  Russian dirt, even."

"They're tasty."  Scully said defensively, shuffling the papers on the table in front of her.  "And at least they have nutritional value."

"This has protein, vitamins...It's a very healthy snack, actually."

"It's pork rinds dipped in peanut butter, Mulder.  There is no way on Earth that's good for you."

"Okay, but maybe on another planet..."

Scully threw her pencil, so that it bounced off of his forehead and rolled under the coffee table.  "Shut up and finish your expense report."
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I cheated a bit on this one, because he requested Buck Rogers, which I know nothing about. I do, though, remember Duck Rogers, which was a Daffy Duck cartoon mocking the Buck Rogers show, so I used that.

Challenge: Dr. Who (any) goes into the Earth's future and meets Duck Rogers 
******

The Doctor poked his head around Martha, who was frozen in the Tardis' doorway.  "Is it possible, that we've landed in outer space again?"  She asked, eyeing the strange oversized animals and humans going about their lives around her.

He went back and checked, just to make sure.  "No, we're still on Earth.  The year 2550 to be exact.  Seems a lot's happened around here since 2006, eh?"  

He pushed past, moving out towards what appeared to be a group of commuters on foot, when he was stopped by...Well, at first it looked like a duck.  It stood about waist-high on Martha, so three feet tall or so, and had appendages that acted like fingers on the tips of its wings.  In those feathery fingers it held a strange looking gun, aimed directly at his crotch.

"Sthhhhate your name, alien invadorshhh!"  The duck-thing declared.  "I, Duck Rogers, shhhworn protector of this planet, will defend my people withhhh my life!"

The Doctor eyed the wet spots on his pants from giant duck spit, then looked back at Martha, whose eyes were locked in horror on the talking duck.  "Right.  Well, I'm the Doctor, and I've just decided I rather fancy leaving you in peace."  He edged back towards the Tardis, pushing Martha behind him through the doorway.  "Lovely to have met you!"

As the Tardis dissapeared in a flash of bright white light, Duck Rogers shook his fist in triumph.  "No evil-doing alien invadorshhh will shhhneak onto thishhh planet on my watch!"
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Or, something like that.  I've got a really interesting link to share:  Dead English Words 1650 to present.  Enjoy!

http://phrontistery.info/clwdef.html

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Perhaps going without sleep makes me cynical.  I was just reading a news article, where evidently a 'peace officer' with the SPCA was taking a walk on the beach, and stumbled across an alligator.  In a pillowcase, clearly labeled 'alligator'.  With instructions asking that someone find it a good home.

It seems to me like someone in the family made a stupid pet-purchase, and the nice officer bailed them out.  Or, that could be the tired talking.
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I got a request via chat:

Jeremiah: How about a Buffy-esque mystery?
Sort of Whedon-meets-the-Scooby-Doo-Gang?
Seems sort of appropriate for wee-hour drabbling. (c;

And, away we go...

Xander looked up from the heated napkin argument he was having with Anya, and happened to spot the glint of metal coming from behind a tall man in a trench coat, who was dancing closer and closer to Buffy.  Buffy seemed oblivious; she was dancing with Dawn and Willow and...Was that Spike?  Either way, she didn't seem to notice anything off.  Maybe the guy just had a weird fixture on his coat...

"Hey, An, does that guy in the trench coat look weird to you?"

"You mean, in any way other than the wearing of a trench coat in this weather, and heading straight for Buffy?"

"Yeah, that's what I thought."

Xander was out of his chair and through the crowd with surprising speed.  But, the weird guy was still closer.  "Buffy!"  He yelled, hoping she could hear him over the booming base line.

No luck.  Spike...What was he doing here, again?...Did hear, though, and turned to look at Xander.  Xander just pointed.

Spike spun Buffy around to face what he thought might be a demon; hard to tell with so many here tonight, then tugged Dawn and Willow behind him.  Buffy took one look at the tall guy in the trench coat and fedora pulled low over his eyes, with one hand behind his back, and went into attack mode.

With one hard shove, the fedora went flying, and Buffy was face to face with a fyarl demon.  "Oh, come on, did you really think you were getting away with the old 'sneak up behind me in a disguise' bit?"

The fyarl responded, "I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for your pesky friends!"  But Buffy didn't know that, because she didn't speak fyarl.  A minute later the demon was dead, and it didn't matter, anyway.
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So far today: 2 pieces of cake, 2 pots of coffee, walk to store for emergency supplies, 2 chats, 5 comments on my posts here, more posts than I really needed (not to mention the spam factor for my flist), and 1 cigarette.  Not a bad Saturday.  Now, to move the computer downstairs, so the bed does not mock me...

Re: g-chat - not only can I mock people I'm currently chatting with (I mock with love), I can now review old conversations, and mock them.

This time, the mocking is reserved for myself. From a chat last December, regarding writer's block.  Lots of words for someone who's supposed to be blocked:
I'm so bored
So bored I can't write
That's just wrong
blocked
boredom blocked
The boredom block is the lowest form of writer's block, because there's basically no way out. I usually just switch stories when I have nothing to say in one of them, or do something else.
But it's not like I can go do something else right now, so here I am.

LMFAO!

Jul. 27th, 2007 03:44 pm
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