This is why I should never have children. Ganked from cleolinda

[willow_25]

How do I introduce my writer to a baby?

The arrival of a baby can be a joyous experience for the entire family. However, most writers will need some extra attention during this special time. Writers can find it difficult when a new member enters the "writer's group," especially if the new member is perceived as being of higher status or as a drain on writing time and resources. Never leave the writer alone with the baby. Ever.

Source: www.mcsweeneys.net/2008/10/10zeltser.html

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[ozma914.livejournal.com]

That's great! (and in some cases far too accurate.)