willow_25 | Favorite Fanfic Quotes

I'll be updating this throughout the day, as I find more. Just wanted to get the ball rolling early. If you have a favorite, feel free to add it via comment.

BtVS/AtS:
From the Summary of 'Working My Way Back to You' by Bogwitch: "What did you think the First Evil was doing after the closure of the Hellmouth? Knitting evil jumpers?"

From 'Death Becomes Her' by Selena: "She sighs. Men. They all expected to be remembered. She should have known Death would be a man, too."

From 'Robin Lays An Egg' by Ozma914: "I haven’t taken philosophy. I dropped out of the world to save college."

From 'Disneyland' by Christina K:
Faith grinned and leaned forward, looking far too pleased to be asked. "It's a long story." (cut) "It takes about... oh... a hundred-plus hours to tell. It includes destiny, cheerleading, saving the world, and giant demonic snakes. Plus, leather coats and gymnastics. You sure you're up for hearing it?"

"Uhh...." The young man's eyes were glazed, a common reaction to Faith in flirtatious mode. Perhaps he'd give them a discount for large groups and sexual innuendo.

From 'A Symphony of Echoes' by Eurydice11: “I believe the words, ‘confronting the demons of our past’ came out of your mouth,” Xander replied. “How many days have you been in that psych class now?”

From 'The Life of a Sunnydale Resident' by Dru: "If it's at night and they don't just walk in, close the door, grab a cross and pray they don't just set the house on fire."

BEST ENDING EVER
From 'Home Improvement' by Helga Von Nutwimple: (Spike) "Tara, we're... goin' into a hell of a fight, here... if you're stuffin' a soul in me, I could go bugshaggin' crazy, eatin' rats n' whatnot. Got existential uberdarkness to fight, those eyeless nasties..."

"Yeah." Tara moved closer to him, snuggling her forehead into the crook of his neck. "And we also have to lay that tile."

X-Files:
From '11pm' by Sist3r Spo0ky: (Scully) “I’m here because I can’t sleep and I’m bored right out of my brains.”
(Mulder) “You have more than one brain?”

From 'Close Enough' by kellyyouse: "He could have come up with several analogies to describe their proximity--packed like sardines, for example. But she didn't remind him of a sardine enough to make use of that particular gem of a phrase."