Such a wellspring of unfortunate ideas...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Diff'rent Strokes and the National Basketball Association.
The story should use anorexia as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator
 

Better late than never; or, maybe you would have preferred never...?

So, hi.

I was actually writing an LJ entry in my head, on my walk from the train to the office this morning.  It was long and involved, and generally the kind of thing I rarely manage to get onto paper once I've thought of it.

Then I had to stop at the store.  I'm in there at least twice a month, at right around the same time of day, so I recognize the two guys who work the Ass-Crack-Of-Dawn shift.  There is a younger guy who is generally surly and not awake yet, and prone to ringing you up wrong; and an older guy who is always cheerful and joking and happy to be there.

This morning, they were blasting the Supremes and harmonizing to 'Come See About Me'.  They weren't half bad, either.

Then I got to work, and this is the first chance I've had to write about it.  I thought it was funny enough to be worth it, though.