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willow_25So, now I feel all guilty that my first post in, like, forever was only a little bit of a thing that will not interest most of my flist. And, as bosslady is out for most of the morning at a meeting, I can stretch (neglect) my morning projects a little bit.
So, is there anything anyone wants to know about my life at the moment?
Anyone want a drabble? I can't update fic at the moment, but my interest in writing it is coming back; is there anything you want to know about one of my fics?
Want me to meet you in X place for Y activity? Got a joke to tell me?
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A Legal Ha-ha
Date: 2008-08-05 02:04 pm (UTC)In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren''t sure the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man''s brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it''s possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.