Apocalypse Meme

Civilization has ended. Zombies, plague, alien invasion, global warming, ice age, end of oil, death of the bumble bees, whatever. Society as we know it is over. Everyone is back to small groups struggling to stay alive. You are alone when a group of people find you. Why should they let you join up with them? List your helpful attributes, and no fair saying, "I have none, I'm zombie bait." Boo! Think.

1) I can cut hair.
2) I can shear sheep (and other animals).
3) I can make string or yarn from fibrous materials without using electricity.
4) I can use a loom, although not very well.
5) I can sew.
6) I can churn butter.
7) I can make maple syrup from maple trees.
8) I can teach english reading and writing.
9) I have OCD, so I can organize things.
10) I'm good with kids and animals.
11) I can clean just about anything.
12) I can hold my liquor (helpful for standing guard on holidays).
13) I know how to drive a small tractor.
14) I am easily amused, so I will not be likely to go stir crazy and try to break out or hurt anyone else.

Anything else?