What Pisses Me Off?
Sep. 1st, 2009 02:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
willow_25When the rules are different for you than they are for other people. For example:
-I can slam as many doors and cabinets as I want, but don't you dare slam anything, or I will tell you how horribly you're behaving for 20 minutes.
-We're cutting back on buying anything un-necessary, so you can't have basic supplies, but I can order 'favors' for my people.
-You need to use small words to explain things to me in your clearest, calmest tone of voice, but I can mumble and yell and cuss and say half a sentance and make you guess the other half.
-You must be right about every word that comes out of your mouth or I will mock and berate you, I can say 6 contradictory things and I am always right and never to be doubted.
-If I change my mind about something, it means that this is what I actually meant in the first place, not that I am correcting myself.
-I can slam as many doors and cabinets as I want, but don't you dare slam anything, or I will tell you how horribly you're behaving for 20 minutes.
-We're cutting back on buying anything un-necessary, so you can't have basic supplies, but I can order 'favors' for my people.
-You need to use small words to explain things to me in your clearest, calmest tone of voice, but I can mumble and yell and cuss and say half a sentance and make you guess the other half.
-You must be right about every word that comes out of your mouth or I will mock and berate you, I can say 6 contradictory things and I am always right and never to be doubted.
-If I change my mind about something, it means that this is what I actually meant in the first place, not that I am correcting myself.
