willow_25 | A Meme Instead of Anything Interesting (Reply)

This Movie Meme has been making the rounds of my flist, and since I can't think of anything interesting to say, I've decided to do this.

Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
Post them here for everyone to guess.
Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.

NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

1) - There are many exit visas sold in this café, but we know that you've never sold one. That is the reason we permit you to remain open.
- Oh? I thought it was because I let you win at roulette.
- That is another reason. Casablanca, ozma914and tangwstyl

2) Right. Well, I have to - I have to go now, Duane, because I, I'm due back on the planet Earth.

3) ~~Fiddle-dee-dee!~~ Gone With The Wind, spikeslovebite, tangwstyl, and ozma914

4) I have a headache in my entire body.

5) Let me explain it to you. Mitchell's the man. I'm the idiot. You're the screw-up. And we're all losers. Welcome to music town.

6) - He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship.
- Well, can't he just beam up?
- This is REALITY, Greg.   E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial, tangwstyland ozma914

7) - Have you ever tried to persuade him that he wasn't Teddy Roosevelt?
- Oh, no.
- Oh, he's so happy being Teddy Roosevelt.
- Oh... Do you remember, Martha, once, a long time ago, we thought if he'd be George Washington, it would be a change for him, and we suggested it.
- And do you know what happened? He just stayed under his bed for days and wouldn't be anybody.   Arsenic & Old Lace, tangwstyland ozma914

8) ~~That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.~~ Clueless, tangwstyl and spikeslovebite

9) I've loved two women in my life. I lost one to cancer, and I lost the other 'cause I was so busy keeping my job I forgot to do my job. Well, that ends right now. ... We've got serious problems, and we need serious people, and if you want to talk about character, Bob, you'd better come at me with more than a burning flag and a membership card. If you want to talk about character and American values, fine. Just tell me where and when, and I'll show up. This is a time for serious people, Bob, and your fifteen minutes are up. My name is Andrew Shepherd, and I *am* the President. The American President. So far this is the one everyone has known. I know it was the obvious choice from this movie, but it's my favorite quote on the whole list.

10) I'm an adult. I want to have fun. I want to go to Liverpool and discover the Beatles.

11) ~~Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.~~ Tin Cup, spikeslovebite, coquinespike, and ozma914

12) "He's three years old, gentle as a kitten, and likes dogs." I wonder whether Mark means that he eats dogs or is fond of them?

13) Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat - a Studebaker.

14) "Dear Governor Axtell. I've heard that you will give 200 dollars for my head. Perhaps we should meet and talk. I am at the Juarez village at the border. Send 3 men, and instruct them not to shoot, as I am unarmed. In short, Sir; I surrender. Your obedient servant William H. Bonney. PS: I changed my mind. Kiss my ass."   Young Guns, tangwstyl

15) - What was that for?
- Because you have always been so kind to me, and I won't be seeing you again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.
- Won't that be nice. She kissed me.   The Princess Bride, coquinespike